Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
http://archives.cnn.com/2002/TECH/science/10/03/joke.funniest/
credit to : Ee Wen :)
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Funny joke..I liked that one!!!
Good that Baby isn't pregnant...like you say she's too small...great dog...take good care of her..
Wayne
yea I liked it too... pretty lame but funny in its own way
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