Thursday, October 11, 2007

Hot Boy's Night in D'Haven

Greetings ladies and gentlemen, I'm about to present to you: HOT BOY'S NIGHT IN D'HAVEN Be warned ladies and gentlemen, this is NOT for the faint hearted! First of all, we had to choose our location for our hot night!


D'Haven! A place for unspoken pleasures and desires! Ryan and Joe found it the perfect location immediately. With its moody lights and cheap *cough* wonderful drinks menu. It was the ideal place! Recipe for one HOT BOY'S NIGHT in D'Haven

Daiquiry (how the **** do you spell it?... trust U Jinn to have a girls drink I can't spell!)

Some Bloody Mary!!!! (Nothing like a drink that curses a 'saint' to kick off a night of sinful passion!)

Lots of Martini Cello! (Again a girls drink thats why I can't spell it... what ever happened to graveyards? The damn place doesn't serve graveyards... I'm gonna report them to the alcohol police!)
TONS of long island tea (for me... Ryan's unfortunately more Chinese than Indian and can't hold his alcohol... the veakling!)

And you have your ingredients... now all you need are gay.. err... happy people to come to your HOT BOYS NIGHT! Me and U Jinn got into the mood almost immediately!
No alcohol involved even!!!

First off... we exchange tips on giving good hea... err... swallowing oblongish objects...

First of all.. you need a FIRM but GOOD grip on the peni... err... item...


Then put it in your mouth! Duh!

Then put it as far down your throat as possible.... DON'T BE A NOOB LIKE U JINN AND CHOKE! (I'll give him more practice with this area later on XD)


As you can see U jinn gives good hea... pleasure... Ryan's glazed sexy eyes are such a turn on!

If your man complains about teeth er... bad head... err.... a lousy effort... take a smoke... look him in the eye... and say... 'ISH DAT MYE PROBREM?'

This is the smile you should get... Ryan did a much better job than U Jinn did... did you know the clever little Chindian can tie knots out of cherry stalks with his tongue! (ooo... imagine the things he can do for you!)

As the night went on... I made my move... I said:

HEY YOU!

Will you take my cherry? :D


I literally got my mind blown away

The following pictures have been censored unfortunately... but we all went home VERY satisfied... especially U Jinn... not every day you get a cherry...



so that concludes our HOT BOYS NIGHT IN D'HAVEN .... thank you :p







3 comments:

Joe said...

lol wtf!

Vince said...

gg la when u jinn see's this

Joe said...

yea he gets the most... hahha comin outta the closet huh