Patriotic pads!

Hilarious advertisement... I don't know if its real or fake... got it from a forward... Add the red! Its like playing with crayons all over again... always said women never really grow up :D So you can't really rely on them to do something sane... they'll hit you with some crazy childish rant while they're bleeding... trust me I've been a victim of this many many many many times!

*insert lame joke about not trusting something that bleeds for seven days and doesn't die!*

PMS? The real question is do men have PMS too? Studies show that we do! So women, stop bitching that you're the only ones that have to deal with PMS... Guys do too! And we don't get warnings like bleeding unendingly! We just go ... well... PMSy....

Its pretty unfair to guys actually :(

With no warning signs, you'll never know when you'll snap. You don't even KNOW that you have PMS... your hormones just fuck you up... and you have no clue that its happening... at least women can warn people... GO AWAY... I'm BLEEDING.... I mean I'm PMSing.... Us guys? We're clueless :( ... shuttup... I know thats normally the case any ways XD...

With no outwards symptoms... you can't prove in court that you were having PMS and thats why you shot that irritating old geezer who was wheezing down your neck while you were trying to read (i.e. dad).

But one thing we are lucky about... We DON'T HAVE TO GIVE BIRTH... so there! HAH!

Me thinks that science will one day make this possible however. Turning our poor male stomachs into uteruses (or wherever babies go!) and quite literally ripping a new hole for men to give birth....

Imagine the scenario:

Woman : Honey I want you to have my babies?

Man: Don't you mean you want to have my babies?

Woman: thats so 90ties... get with it! I want YOU to have MY babies...

Man: Won't it hurt?

Woman: Yes it will hurt like hell... and I'll enjoy every second of taping it :D

Poor men... science is screwing us over... even good stuff like viagra has its draw backs... People are OVERDOSING on viagra can you believe that? Even worse, those who aren't meant for hot steamy action any more are GETTING action! Definitely more action than poor me... well I hope they have heart attacks or something similarly fatal when they're running around with tents in their pants chasing after their poor nurses...

VIAGRA... God's gift to men? I think its more like God giving men a chance to actually satisfy a woman... it takes like seconds for for a man to satisfy himself... and hours to bring a woman to the brink of pleasure... not to mention women can be satisfied multiple times! (Another reason I think God is a woman!)

With VIAGRA, we have a fighting chance to satisfy our women and stop them from straying too far... they're like sheep aren't they? horny sheep!

I hear women scream 'With VIAGRA all these horny 70 year olds are screwing hot 20 year olds!' Well my reply to that is... The downside of viagra is... when your woman is saggier than a cows udder... and more wrinkled than s newborn baby monkey.... they buy you VIAGRA... and you have no choice what so ever whether you're turned on or not... all they have to do is sneak it in your old age medicines... voila instant tent in pants... to your horror you have no excuse of not being able to get it up any more... and probably risking a heart failure from disgust more than any thing medical.

This was todays sermon.... another sermon will be served tommorow.... on horny kids who just can't keep themselves innocent... YEA I'm talking about all you IACT students :p

*grins*

Ja