As I grow
rounder and rounder
I have to stop
and ponder
Should I have skipped
dessert last night?
Why the hell
are my pants so tight?
I'm literally cheekier
than I used to be
The fat man in me
is starting to get free
If you pull at my spare tyres
or my extra chins
I'll smack you so hard
that your world spins
I might be fatter now
but look at it this way
I can diet it all way
You're butt ugly everyday!
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lol fat man... *looks at self*.... *sob* T-T
Word verification: khofdt... (why does it sound like it's trying to say 'you are fat'...?)
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