Tuesday, May 15, 2007

What people do when they can't sleep

This is a conversation me and darling eunice had over flooble one sleepless night. As you can see... she adores me :p

eun
vince is a perverted hamsap dude

Vince
Eun being the recipient knows this best :D

eun
ahuh. tried flashing at me. very small very small....

Vince
showing you my pinkie doesn't count as flashing eun hun

eun
aiksz, didn't know u had 11 fingers. did the extra finger grew between your crotch?omg! if that's ur pinkie? wtf is ur *ahem*? even smaller sampai pinkie overshadowed? *tsk tsk*

eun
at ur crotch* (LOL)

Vince
sigh... you caught me... I blame it on the chinese blood

eun
and u got the indian boobs

Vince
they're muscles... not boobs... *flexes*

eun
explains y it bounces when u walk. u were a confusing target for me to stalk. man? woman? man? woman?

Vince
Manly muscles bounce when you walk... haven't you ever watched Mr. Universe?

eun
sorry, shallow mindless shows are a turn off. explains y your hamsap advances never work

Vince
Its just cause I don't try hard enough on you eunice... I know you want me :p

eun
yes hun... i do....

eun
n then u wake up

Vince
normally next to you... but lets not go into details

eun
n then u wake up again

Vince
and you've made me breakfast in bed... so sweet :D

eun
*laughs* u just don't know it contains ridsect. u know? to get rid of pests?

Vince
at least I'm your favorite 'pest' :D... p/s shieldtox works better

eun
hun, ur voices been talking to u again? usually shieldtox goes into ur beers

Vince
if by voices you mean you whispering 'Vince I want you'... yea... I'm heairng voices right now :p

eun
damn, ur so obsessed over me till u hear ME in ur head? psycho piece of shit. btw, ana's name is disappearing. she might penalize u cos she won't be able to c her name up here anymore. plus, if i wanted mIRC, i wudve d/l-ed it :P

Vince
nope not voices in my head... your gentle voice whispering in my ear... MIRC is for nerds...

eun
vince called me fat

Vince
you're oh so adorably chubby :D

Vince
cute too ;)

eun
sorry la...niki's cute. not me.

Vince
MUST have the last word la... after I go to sleep!

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

huh.................!

Vince said...

is that a confused huh or a bah kinda huh?

Anonymous said...

very rare i'll b confused..so... it's bah kinda huh

Vince said...

I figured as much .. lol...

Unknown said...

quite weird..but then, hmmmm..quite YOU

love ur bloggie

Vince said...

are you calling me weird suki!

Joe said...

vince... how come u never talk to me like that?.. =(
................................
hohoho

yes yes vince... haven't you notice you're weird?... i should introduce you iact's micheal jackson

Vince said...

joe

Talking notti with eunice is more fun than talking notti with you joe :p

are you talking about that dude who always wears gloves in college?

Joe said...

hah! u wont know until u try!

yes... gloves and not forgetting the hat, he has several designs of it too ;)

one day you'll see him wearing those shiny gloves with a gun in hand if word gets out that ppl are mocking him

Anonymous said...

thats not talking dirty mind u.. don't simply say...

that's you TRYING to get lucky but to NO AVAIL at ALL!

Vince said...

thats why I said talking naughty...as in funny naughty :p and not dirty =.=

bah... I'm not into children... of course it was to no avail :p

Joe said...

meh