Tagged by LiL1 :D

Type your reactions when somebody say these phrases to you.

WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS LIKE THAT?
Hmm... why am I always so emo and you can't understand me? Its cause I'm deep :D

I JUST REALIZED NOW THAT I LOVE YOU.
I just realised that I contracted herpes... do you still love me? Aww... why not? :(

LEAVE HIM//HER ALREADY. YOU'LL BE MUCH MORE HAPPY WITH ME....
Sure... I'll make you miserable instead of her. Actually... why don't I make BOTH of you miserable... its more fun that way... plus I get more nookie...

COME ON. SMILE. YOU'RE CUTE WHEN YOU DO THAT.
Must be because of my nicotine sexed teeth... *toothy grin*

PLEASE DO MY MATH HOMEWORK.
Maths? Me? Do? .... something wrong with this equation... if it were an English assignment... then maybe I could help... even that would cost you money any way :p

I AM SO BLESSED TO HAVE SOMEONE LIKE YOU.
I know. I know. I tell myself that every morning.

WHY DOES MONDAY COME BEFORE TUESDAY?
The same reason I don't call you anymore. Because you're redundant.

I HAVE TWO TICKETS TO THE LINKIN PARK CONCERT. WANNA COME WITH ME?
As long as I don't have to drive and I don't have to dance or sweat. Or wait... the idea is to dance and sweat no? In that case... no thanks ;p

YOU ARE ONE OF THE MOST SPECIAL PEOPLE IN MY LIFE. DID YOU KNOW THAT?
I always knew I was special... people have been calling me a retard since I was born... you're not the first... and you won't be the last to say that to me :D

I THINK IM FALLING FOR YOU.
I can get you a cushion. To fall on... to cry on.... perhaps to fart on? But you'd have to pay for the cushion tho... I'm cheap like that...

I CAN'T SMILE WITHOUT YOU?
Sure you can. Take some acid or grass... you'll be smiling so much you won't be able to stop.

THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING, BUT YOU JUST AREN'T HIM//HER.
Hey... use another line already... I'm sick of being dumped with that line ;p

NOTHING.
You say it best... when you say nothing at all? Gosh... you must be a retard...

WHATS YOUR MOBILE NUMBER?
If I can't remember my own number... what are the chances of you remembering it?

CAN I HAVE THIS DANCE?
I'd suggest not. Toes are breakable... and I'm very into breaking stuff at this phase in my life...

MAY I ESCORT YOU?
Unless you're bigger than me... and would beat me up if I said no.... then No.... And if you ARE bigger than me... I'd say.... help?

DO YOU STILL LOVE HIM/HER TILL NOW?
The one million dollar question. N.O. Thats 500k per letter. Easiest money I've ever made.

YOU WERE EVERYTHING, EVERYTHING THAT I WANTED.
Its not me. Its you! You changed! Thats why WE are in the past tense now... and theres no future in US...

WHEN WILL I GET UR SWEET EYES?
You can have the damn eyebags... :p


Answers a lil cynical? :D Thats me ;p...


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