Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Especially for yelena

This is my official protest against the emo, mushy crap that you hear on the radio every single bloody day....

I call it...

NO CHAIR!

enjoy


Tell me how I'm suppose to sit with no chair[oohhhh]
(Verse 1)
[ Jordin S.]
If ishould die
beforeI sit
Its causeyou took
my seat away
losing my seat is like living in a world
with no chair
Ohhh...

[ Chris B.]
Im here
alone
didnt want
to leave
My ass won't move
its incomplete
wish therewas a way
that i can sit instead of stand

(Pre-Chorus)
But How [how]
Do you expect me [me]
To sit alone with just me [me]
Cause my world revolves around my cushion
its so hard for me to sit

(Chorus)
Tell Me How im supposed to sit with no chair
Can't relax can't sit with no chair
thats how i sit whenever my chair ain’t there
Its No chair No chair
Got me standing here in the lounge so long
Tell me how dare you sit without me
if my chair ain't here i just can't sit
Its No chair no chair
No chair chair (ohhhh)
No chair chair (noooo)
No chair chair (ohhhh)
No chair chair

( Verse 2 )
[ Chris B.]
I Walked
I Ran
I Jumped
I Flew
Right off the ground
To float to around
Theres no chair
To let me settle down
For real

[Jordin S.]
But
Somehow
Im still alive inside
You took my chair
But i survived
I don't know how to sit
But i don't dare

(Pre-Chorus)
So How (How)
Do you expect me (Me)
To live sit down with just me (Ohh)
Cause my world revolves around upholstery
its so hard for me to sit

( Chorus)
Tell Me How im supposed to sit with no chair
(ohhhh) [ohhh]Can't live can't sit with no chair
(ohhh) [ohhh]thats how i feel whenever my chair ain't there
Its No chAir No chAir
Got me out here and the lounge so long(So long)
Tell me how you dare you sit without me (Without Me Yeahhh)
if the chair ain't here i just can't sit[nooo chairr]
Its No chAir No chAir
No chair chair (ohhhh)
No chair chair (ohhhh)
No chair chair (ohhhh)
No chair chair (No More)
uhh uhh uhh[baby]
No chAir (ohhh)
uhh uhh uhh (Baby)
No chAir (ohhh)
uhh uhh uhh
No chAir
Its No chAir No chAir
Heyyy..Oooooo..No chAiiiiiir
Oooooo..Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

(Chorus)
Tell Me How im supposed to breathe with no chair (ohhhh) [no chair]
Can't live can't sit with no chair
thats how i feel whenever my chair ain't there [no sitting] [no sitting at all]
Its No chAir No chAir
Got me out here and the so long (So long)
Tell me how dare you sit without me (Without Me Yeahhh) [cant sit without ya baby]
if you ain't here i just can't sit
Its No chAir No chAir
Do you expect me
To live alone with just me
Cause my world revolves around you[babyyyy]
its so hard for me to sit

(Chorus)
Tell Me How im supposed to sit with no chair (ohhhh)
Can't sit can't breathe with no chair
thats how i feel whenever my chair ain't there [not there]
Its No chAir No chAir

[ Jordin S.]
Got me out here and in the lounge so long

[ Chris B.]
Tell me how dare you sit be without me

[ Jordin S.]if my chair ain't here i just can't sit

[Both]
Its No chAir No chAir
No chair chair (ohh)
No chair chair (ohh)
No chair chair (No chair)

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

L M A O.

Song accepted with arms wide open + imagining CB and JS really singing this! + laughing like hell (to the power of 10! Do your math!) + teary eyes for laughing too much.

I’m so touched and surprised by how much you hate this song and that you can actually come up with this good shizz. Muchas gracias and congratulations! I see how humorous your official protest against this song is!

You traitor! You used to be one of those emo listeners and now, see what you’ve turned into. Traitor! I, hereby, officially declaring a war against the non-emo-ist (atm, only you!)

Anyways, I’m still listening to the song right now! I will never forget you kutuk-ing my song, “No air no air then don’t sing la! So lame!”. You just don’t know how to appreciate good lyrics and tunes like this, okay. It’s okay, I know it’s hard to accept that fact. But no worries, you will, as time goes by.

Don’t forget to copyright this one. Ja ja jaaaaaa!

Btw, it’s still not late for you to confess that you actually do like this song, not as much as I do, but still, you do. Take your time before coming clean, it’s understandable.

As much as I like the original version, this one has my vote, too. You ni gila jugak eh.

theuptownlife said...

ROFL.

I think I like this version better. No offense Yna. :p

No Air. Reminds me of Nike for no reason. No Nike Air? I can't live w/o it!! :p

Anonymous said...

None taken, Feli :)

Vince said...

of course none taken...cause what felicia said was the truth!
my version kicks ass compared to the emo version

Anonymous said...

Blogger Vince said...

of course none taken...cause what felicia said was the truth!
my version kicks ass compared to the emo version

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