From Eunice :D
A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly.... Him in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket. I'm awfully cold. "
"I have a better idea," she replied." Just for tonight, let's> just pretend that we're married. "
"Wow! That's a great idea! " he exclaimed !
"Good, " she replied... "Get your own f***ing blanket."
After a stunned moment of silence, he farted.
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