I'm sure you've read this before... but I've rewritten it for the pure pleasure of wasting a post. Bite me. Not too hard though... I bruise easy.
Day 1 : God created the light. God saw it was good and God rested.
Day 2 : God created night and day. God saw it was good and God rested.
Day 3 : God created the oceans. God saw it was good and God rested.
Day 4 : God created mountains. God saw it was good and God rested.
Day 5 : God created plants. God saw it was good and God rested.
Day 6 : God created animals. God saw it was good and God rested.
Day 7 : God created man. God saw it was good and God rested.
Day 8 : God made women.
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Neither God nor man have rested since.
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u guys asked for it.... padan muka.. pif!!!
all I can say is
GIMME MY RIB BACK!
- -"" best way to avoid any kind of problems, stay away... don't make a monster you can't tame =)
ah ha!
A confession that women are monsters!
"so God created man in His own image; in the image of God He created him; male and female He created them." Genesis 1:27
"Then God Blessed THEM, and God said to them, "B fruitful and multiply; fill the earth and subdue it; have dominion over the fish of the sea, over the birds of the air, and over every living thing that moves on the earth." Genesis 1:28
Then God saw everything that He had made, and indeed it was VERY GOOD."
oh ya and the day God created women was the sixth. He rested on the Seventh Day =D
aiyo
this girl ar... so literal minded
*pokes your cheeks*
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