Piggy Cat

I once had a cat
that looked like a pig
some times it even
wore a big black wig

It was ever
so jumpy
with its feet
so stumpy

with a tail that curled
around your leg
with an ego that would
knock yours down a peg

she was big boned
not fat
theres no way
she'll let u call her that

round and round
rounder and rounder
piggy cat
was what we called her

she was PINK
not yellow, not black, not red
call her any other color
and you're DEAD!

dedicated to dear steph :D