HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN
Wine her,
Dine her,
Call her,
Hug her,
Hold her,
Surprise her,
Compliment her,
Smile at her,
Laugh with her,
Cry with her,
Cuddle with her,
Shop with her,
Give her jewelry,
Buy her flowers,
Hold her hand,
Write love letters to her,
Go to the end of the earth and back again for her.
HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN
Show up naked.
Bring beer.
See... who says men are complicated? Ridiculous... look at the amount of effort it takes to impressed a SINGLE woman. JUST ONE. And if you're caught impressing more than one woman at a time... you're screwed!
Men where as are more than happy to be impressed all at the same time. You bring a keg to a party, ALL the men will be impressed with you. You turn up naked. Same thing! Hell, you might have to fight their impressedness off!
We, Men, believe in sharing happiness and joy. Unlike women who need 101 one things to squeeze a smile let alone a bit of nookie, Men are giving creatures and would willingly give nookie with minimum fuss.
Its true I tell you. What so wrong about being appeased by a beer and a woman dressed as she was when she was born? Nothing! The ancient gods demanded blood sacrifices and virgins. Us men aren't fussy abt virginity. In fact its frowned upon by some men. Too much damn work they say.
Beer > blood ... thus men are much much easier to please than the ancient gods... Then again, the ancient gods just required blood sacrifice and virgins. Women demand a hell of a lot more. In conclusion. We men, are the easiest to please. The ancient gods come a close second. Women of course.... are the most difficult to please.
Watch the denial count rocket now!
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16 comments:
not quite the reception I was hoping for!
naked will do fine...fk the beer, makes me bloated.
dont come near me boi...
u're bad influence
ahahha...
I'm a bad influence? ]=)
I speak but the truth!
hahaha
I'm not a sad case!
I'm the speaker of truth
Jeremiah was the prophet of doom!
no u dont...
bleh...
maybe oni B1 is like tat
and some excoetinally s.a.d. cases lah..
if thats the case 99% of men are exceptionally sad cases la!
exceptionally**
pity your girlfriend -.-"
no wonder I'm single eh myst?
ehehe
iv got a new gf and i want 2 impress her big time what do i do???
help me!!
take a club and smack her on the head cave man style...
or you could just buy her roses :)
hahahaha you just did! dude, you really need to get laid more often.
If I did bother, I would question on what basis an incoherent moron like you who can't spell ashamed; have the right to call me a retard.
So no. I didn't bother. As for getting laid. What can I say. What ever floats your boat. If you think I'm not getting any then so be it. Its none of your business.
roflmao... these made my day! haha
anonymous, it takes one to know another i suppose?
extremely funny man haha even enjoyed reading you ripping up the other annons good job
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