Filling the gaps

Its been a week or so since Suki became a part of our family. There's both lighter and darker moments to share with you. And yet again... no photographs! Someone go beat the crap outta my lil bro or remind him to bring the adaptor back if you want pictures!

Well. We definitely know how to pick our pups. Our last one thought the world belonged at her feet. This one believes in leaving the world at her feet.

Our latest addition to the family was probably raised by cats in her first few weeks of her life. Yup. You heard me. Cats. Why do I think so? Well I don't THINK so. I KNOW so.

Firstly, when you call her name. She sits her ass down and refuses to acknowledge you existence. Unless you have food! Catlike? Definitely! :(

Secondly, she has a special skill no other dog has. She CLIMBS out of her play pen. Yes. CLIMBS!. C-L-I-M-Fucking-B-S out of her play pen. Dear God! Do you sense exasperation? No... its DESparation! I need SOME sleep. I know I'm a chronic insomniac and all but I still sleep on the occasion. Since this mutts moved in, my sleep's moved OUT!

At sharp 7am, normally the time I finally fall asleep; she starts whining her tail off. She's hungry! At 7 bloody AM in the morning! If I give in, I don't get any sleep. I go downstairs and feed her. Then she's all energised and wants to play. If I leave her alone. She whines, this time; energised by her food; EVEN louder. If I ignore her; she climbs out of her play pen and runs upstairs to wake me up close and personal. I CAN'T FREAKING WIN!

Another thing I discovered about her is she likes oasis songs. I secret weapon I intend to fully utilise. She wags her tail and falls asleep when ever I play Champagne Supernova (my favorite song of all time!). So I'm gonna get a CD of it. With like, twenty or fiffty repeats of champagne supernova, and GET SOME SLEEP!

THATS THE PLAN!


PRAY FOR ME THAT IT WORKS!

This just proves that we have become too dependant on computers.

Are you male or female? look down!




























































I said LOOK DOWN... not SCROLL DOWN!

Public Apology

I Vincent Jeremiah Edwin, hereby publicly apologise for all the jokes I've made about ugly people... er... I mean for getting our new pups name wrong. She has been baptised Suki, which means 'beloved'. And beloved she will be :)

I know I promised photos... but my brother forgot to bring the hp adaptor to pc thingy... so I can't post them :(

gomen...

back to PR Writing :/

A special day =)

Today we welcome a new member to the family. Not one to replace the one we lost, but an additional one that we will love and cherish nonetheless.

Her name is Milky. I wanted mocha... but mom said mocha sounds like 'mo kar' as in no family in Cantonese. Then I wanted Latte. Mom says it sound 'keling'. So I gave in and let her name the dog. Milky. I'm allergic to freaking milk. This better not be some kind of omnious omen or something!

Her fur is creamy with patches of brown. She's plain adorable.

She is also a pissing machine. She pissed like 9 times in the span of 2 hours. I think they should have sold her with some kind of warning. Or a least a mini mop to go with her. I've been wiping piss from the floor for the past hour and half... its ridiculous.

I'll post pictures of her tomorrow when my brother brings back his adaptor for hand phones. My mom's got pictures on her hand phone but I can't transfer it to my PC without the adaptor.

Trust me.

She is gorgeous.

At least she is to me and my mom. Who cares what YOU or anyone ELSE thinks. So when I post her picture... just shut up and agree she's gorgeous. There's no room for arguement or dissent!

Picture funnies :D

Master spends too much time on MSN... Assume the position for PC attack!




Kitty sandwich :P...


Poor cub :(... Shampoo is evil and must be avoided!



This t-shirt gives very sound advice if you ask me :)


Stealing golf balls can be bad for your man hood!



This is SO true in Malaysia... pretty cute too :)
What will I be when I grow up?







Stupid Americans. Actually I don't know if its American. But it looks and sounds like something an American would bitch about. So I'm calling a square a square. :p


Again showing how Americans bimbofy everything. :p
forwarded from jessy :)

Simply Vince

Alright I had a bad day... I don't know why I had a bad day... it was a perfectly normal day today. Except something was missing. I argued with my brother over what I'm still not sure. I argued with my mother over something I can't put my hand on. I smoked a pack of 20ties in 4 hours after not smoking for a whole day. I'm pissed off. I'm frustrated and I need to vent.

so here's my vent.

Please don't act like you know me

Don't pretend
you know it all
When I'll rise and when
I will fall

Don't act
like a friend
I don't need
your helping hand

Don't feign
affection for pity's sake
I don't need it
thats your mistake

Don't sham
a friendship
I don't need things
that are skin deep

Don't play
with feelings you don't understand
Cause I have been
and always will be... my own man.

Learning

Yesterday I learned two very important lessons. I'm 27 and still learning new stuff... who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks? *grins*

The first was responsibility. I did not drink the whole night cause I knew that I had to drive Laura home. Me not drink? Thats like a fish out of water right! It wasn't that there were no chances to! There were plenty of chances to but I chose... yes CHOSE not to... I care for Laura a lot... and it would break my heart if anything were to happen because I went on a binge and drove her home... An amazing feeling to be honest... its been a long time since I cared about anything enough to stay in control of my drinking... I even turned down temptations when the workers at 'Rack' asked me if I wanted a bucket of Tiger... I was suchhhhh a goooooodddd boy... ROLFMAO... :D

What can I say? I heart Laura more than drinks :)

I also learned yesterday that you can have lots and lots of fun without drinking. Is it possible you ask! Yes I tell you! Not a drop of alcohol and I was singing, cracking jokes and doing silly things. It was a natural high. Unless they put some thing in the shisha! ;P

I had a funtastic night last night... and I wanna thank Ryan, U Jinn, Fairuz for a great night out. Especially Laura for just being Laura and so cool to hang out with.

A rare happy post? Well today and last night, I was a happy boy :)

Hot Boy's Night in D'Haven

Greetings ladies and gentlemen, I'm about to present to you: HOT BOY'S NIGHT IN D'HAVEN Be warned ladies and gentlemen, this is NOT for the faint hearted! First of all, we had to choose our location for our hot night!


D'Haven! A place for unspoken pleasures and desires! Ryan and Joe found it the perfect location immediately. With its moody lights and cheap *cough* wonderful drinks menu. It was the ideal place! Recipe for one HOT BOY'S NIGHT in D'Haven

Daiquiry (how the **** do you spell it?... trust U Jinn to have a girls drink I can't spell!)

Some Bloody Mary!!!! (Nothing like a drink that curses a 'saint' to kick off a night of sinful passion!)

Lots of Martini Cello! (Again a girls drink thats why I can't spell it... what ever happened to graveyards? The damn place doesn't serve graveyards... I'm gonna report them to the alcohol police!)
TONS of long island tea (for me... Ryan's unfortunately more Chinese than Indian and can't hold his alcohol... the veakling!)

And you have your ingredients... now all you need are gay.. err... happy people to come to your HOT BOYS NIGHT! Me and U Jinn got into the mood almost immediately!
No alcohol involved even!!!

First off... we exchange tips on giving good hea... err... swallowing oblongish objects...

First of all.. you need a FIRM but GOOD grip on the peni... err... item...


Then put it in your mouth! Duh!

Then put it as far down your throat as possible.... DON'T BE A NOOB LIKE U JINN AND CHOKE! (I'll give him more practice with this area later on XD)


As you can see U jinn gives good hea... pleasure... Ryan's glazed sexy eyes are such a turn on!

If your man complains about teeth er... bad head... err.... a lousy effort... take a smoke... look him in the eye... and say... 'ISH DAT MYE PROBREM?'

This is the smile you should get... Ryan did a much better job than U Jinn did... did you know the clever little Chindian can tie knots out of cherry stalks with his tongue! (ooo... imagine the things he can do for you!)

As the night went on... I made my move... I said:

HEY YOU!

Will you take my cherry? :D


I literally got my mind blown away

The following pictures have been censored unfortunately... but we all went home VERY satisfied... especially U Jinn... not every day you get a cherry...



so that concludes our HOT BOYS NIGHT IN D'HAVEN .... thank you :p

from debs

While she was "flying" down the road yesterday (10 miles over the limit), a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and
love, asked, "What's your hurry?" To which she replied, "I'm late for work."Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.

The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"

"Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in, I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide."

"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" he asked.

She said, "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."

Traffic Ticket $95.00
Court Costs. $45.00
Look on the Cop's Face............... PRICELESS

What you want

Humans are strange in nature. We all have wants and we have needs. Needs being things that are necessary for survival and wants are what we merely desire for recreation or pleasure. In more than one occasion, we choose what we want over what we need.

I'm stuck here. With a choice between my wants and my needs. To the logical mind, it should be an easy decision. But somehow it isn't as straight forward as it seems to be.

When you yearn for something enough, doesn't it become a need? To mentally and physically yearn for something that emotionally and physically completes you is a need isn't it? Lets look at an example. Recreational drugs. To the casual user they are a want. They do not need it to function properly. Now if you were an addict, then the drugs would be a need rather than a want.

Cigarettes? A want for the social smoker, a need for the chain smoker.

Love? A need or a want?

The line is so thin between the two. I for one cannot see it.

I want more focus in my life. College isn't providing me that. Does that mean I drop out again? When I'm this close to completing my education.

Too many distractions. Too many complications.

I need this diploma. I need this job at NAGA.

Everything else is a want. And a distraction. Therefore they do not exist in my world for now.

There is a time for everything. My time to shine in my education is now, it is the last chance I was given by fate. I mustn't lose focus now, regardless of what ever else is happening in my life.

Its all a distraction. And to be ignored. That's how things should be. And will be.